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| What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !... more
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| 2. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What to you call a Russian flea ?A Moscow-ito !... more
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| 3. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youv... more
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| 4. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !... more
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| 5. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear... more
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| 6. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?A bee in a submarine !... more
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| 7. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !... more
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| What is the most religious insect ?A mosque-ito !... more
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| What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !... more
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| 10. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !... more
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