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| One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" sa... more
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| Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.... more
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| What to you call a Russian flea ?A Moscow-ito !... more
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| 4. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.... more
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| What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?Swarm here isnt it !... more
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| Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?Because theyre wrigleys !... more
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| Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?A firefly with a short circuit !... more
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| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more
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| Why do bees hum ?Because theyve forgotten the words !... more
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| Why dont other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !... more
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