| 1. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What has 50 legs but cant walk ?Half a centipede !... more
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| If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl... more
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| 3. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"(to... more
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| 4. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What is the biggest ant in the world ?An elephant !... more
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| 5. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go... more
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| 7. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea cant have elephants !... more
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| 8. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !... more
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| Whats a bees favourite flower ?A bee-gonias !... more
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| 10. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.... more
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