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Category:Insect jokes
Date Added:04/12/2008
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Joke:What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youve got a lovely pair of legs ....!
 
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