| 1. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?Wait at a buzz stop !... more
|
| 2. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Why was the glow worm unhappy ?Because her children werent that bright !... more
|
| 3. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Where would you put an injured insect ?In an antbulance !... more
|
| 4. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What does a bee say before it stings you ?This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !... more
|
| 5. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !... more
|
| 6. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more
|
| 7. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear... more
|
| 8. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?A spinning wheel !... more
|
| 9. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do insects learn at school ?Mothmatics !... more
|
| 10. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What did the spider say to the fly ?Were getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?... more
|