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| | Category: | Hunting jokes | | Date Added: | 18/72/2008 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didnt want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a much better rug than you would!" | | | |
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