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| My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.Shes very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.... more
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| Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more
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| A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, Im... more
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| Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough... more
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| Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesnt pay.... more
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| The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," s... more
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| Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.... more
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| Do you love me?Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !... more
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| Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
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| A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. Why dont you play with your friends? he asked.Because I only have one friend, th... more
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