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| Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more
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| An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it... more
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| A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?""I paid through the nose!" h... more
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| There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally fo... more
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| How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.... more
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| "Do you love me more than you love sleep?""I cant answer now. Its time for my nap!"... more
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| Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking... more
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| This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there we... more
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| Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go o... more
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| A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for h... more
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