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| How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!... more
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| 2. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!... more
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| 3. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... more
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| 4. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!... more
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| 5. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots.... more
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| 6. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!... more
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| 7. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What happened to Lady Godivas horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!... more
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| 8. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Whats another name for an assistant stable cleaner?A co-pile-it!... more
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| 9. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!... more
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| 10. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why is an egg like a young horse?Because it cant be used until its broken!... more
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