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| What is a jockeys motto?Put your money where your mount is!... more
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| 2. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots.... more
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| 3. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?The ground!... more
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| 4. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!... more
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| 5. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!... more
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| 6. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring th... more
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| 7. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.... more
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| 8. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!... more
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| 9. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!... more
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| 10. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!... more
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