| 1. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?Because he was often scratched!... more
|
| 2. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!... more
|
| 4. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?He was a rough rider!... more
|
| 5. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church.He got colt feet... more
|
| 6. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?He was always standing up on the job!... more
|
| 7. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why was the horse all charged up?It ate some haywire!... more
|
| 8. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!... more
|
| 9. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!... more
|
| 10. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why did the horse go behind the tree?To change his jockeys.... more
|