| 1. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow mo... more
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| 2. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How do you lead a horse to water?With lots of carrots.... more
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| 3. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!... more
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| 4. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!... more
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| 5. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why are clouds like jockeys?Because they hold the reins!... more
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| 6. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... more
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| 7. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What happened to Lady Godivas horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!... more
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| 8. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!... more
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| 9. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| What do you call a horse thats been all around the world?A globe-trotter!... more
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| 10. | Category: Horse jokes  |
| How do you go about hiring a horse?Try two pairs of stilts!... more
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