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| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| 4. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more
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| One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more
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| So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more
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