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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more
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| How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more
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| There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more
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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more
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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more
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| A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more
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