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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more
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| A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| 5. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more
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| 6. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more
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| 7. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready... more
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| In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more
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