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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more
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| It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more
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| Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more
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| There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more
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| 10. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready... more
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