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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready... more
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| A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more
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| A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are... more
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| St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I w... more
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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more
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| 10. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more
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