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| | Category: | Heaven and hell jokes | | Date Added: | 01/12/2008 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?Paul: 120K.St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of money?Paul: I was a lawyer.St. Peter: Thats great. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, whats your name?Roger: My name is Roger.St. Peter: Hi, Roger. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?Roger: 60K.St. Peter: Hey, thats great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a living?Roger: I was an accountant.St. Peter: Thats very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the second man. Hi, whats your name?John: My name is John.St. Peter: Hi, John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you died ?John: About $23,000.St. Peter: Hey, thats fantastic, John! Tell me, what instrument did you play? | | | |
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