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| St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more
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| Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more
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| It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more
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| One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more
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| An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more
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