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| This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more
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| Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down... more
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| 4. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more
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| President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more
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| An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more
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