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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more
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| 3. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes  |
| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down... more
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| 5. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes  |
| How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more
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| Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more
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| 7. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes  |
| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more
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| Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more
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