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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, help... more
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| A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more
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| Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down... more
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| A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more
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| This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more
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| Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more
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