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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more
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| Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more
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| In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more
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| A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more
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