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| Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?The Naked Ape!... more
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| What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?Paul, stop monkeying... more
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| What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!... more
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| Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?The elevator men are on strike!... more
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| How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?He had seen a sign saying, Uncle Simian Wants You!... more
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| Who is the Gorillas favourite playwright?Eugene ONeill - who wrote The Hairy Ape!... more
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| Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla war... more
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| Whats black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!... more
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| What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more
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| Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: They have big fingers.... more
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