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| | Category: | Fishing jokes | | Date Added: | 21/92/2008 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they aint been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"Howd you get rid of the gators?" "We didnt do nothin," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got em." | | | |
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