A way to laugh your day away! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Friends :: Download Free Sheet Music Stop repossession Mp3 Music Ringtones Tantric Massage London Free E-Cards free online games watch homemade videos watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter Internet Marketing Property Viewing Joke: Category: Firefighter jokes Date Added: 12/81/2008 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 20   Joke: A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket.The brunette jumped. As she was falling swoosh the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the street like a brick.The firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump."No way! I saw what you did to my friend." exclaimed the redhead."I am sorry" said the Chief, "My wife was a brunette and she divorced me. I just dont like brunettes. We have no problems with redheads....jump its your only chance."So the redhead jumped. On the way down swoosh the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!"The firefighters a gain held up the blanket and the Chief told the blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump."No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends.""Im sorry" said the Chief, "I explained what happened to the brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted. It will not happen again, just jump!"The blonde thought for a moment. "OK Ill jump - but first I want you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then Ill jump into it."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Firefighter Jokes: 1.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Why do firemen wear red suspenders?To keep their pants up.... more 2.    Category: Firefighter jokes   How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.... more 3.    Category: Firefighter jokes   What did the firemans wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !... more 4.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more 5.    Category: Firefighter jokes   One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beachand began CPR.... more 6.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and t... more 7.    Category: Firefighter jokes   During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby... more 8.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed,... more 9.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more 10.    Category: Firefighter jokes   If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Adult DVD-Sex Toys-Adult Videos-Online Casino Bonuses-RTG Casinos-USA Casino Deposit Methods Copyright © Wantajoke.com - Joke site script developed by ARWScripts.com