|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Ethnic jokes | | Date Added: | 23/11/2008 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | The Englishmans, Irishmans and Scotsmans wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them: "Im afraid sirs, that we believe your wives were killed in the fire at the department store. However the fire was so intense we cannot identify the bodies. Only their handbags survived the blaze. Can you identify your wives handbags from these three found in the store?" The three men all look at the handbags and each one is able to identify one of the handbags as belonging to his wife. With all handbags accounted for the policewoman leaves the men to deal with their grief in peace. The three men sit in silence for a while, then the Englishman opens his wifes handbag and rummages through the conte nts, finally pulling out a half-empty packet of cigarettes and says "All these years married and I never knew the old girl smoked." The Scotsman looks into his wifes handbag and pulls out a half-empty bottle of scotch. "Jings, I knew her all that time an ah didnae ken ma missus drank." The Irishman empties his wifes handbag onto the floor, looks through the contents and picks up a half empty packet of condoms. "Saints preserve us! All dese years an oi never knew me wife was a man." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Ethnic Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Ethnic jokes  | | An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan applicatio... more
| | 2. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.... more
| | 3. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you... more
| | 4. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | Whats the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte... more
| | 5. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was Mexican, and the other one was Polish. A... more
| | 6. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "So... more
| | 7. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures hell spend... more
| | 8. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | Q: Whats the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!... more
| | 9. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchys dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.... more
| | 10. | Category: Ethnic jokes | | What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.... more
|
|
|
