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| | Category: | Ethnic jokes | | Date Added: | 22/11/2008 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isnt defective. A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct. | | | |
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