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| | Category: | Ethnic jokes | | Date Added: | 23/92/2008 | | Views: | 11 | | | | Joke: | "Wheres your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I aint got one, Sir." "Youre in England.now, Bud. Not aint, havent. I havent got a pencil. You havent got a pencil. They havent got a pencil.""Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didnt know pencils were so hard to come by." | | | |
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