| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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