| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more
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