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| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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