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Category:Face jokes
Date Added:02/92/2008
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Joke:Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Eggs.Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
 
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