| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the pe... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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