| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have?Counselor: Egg... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre... more
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