| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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