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Category:Face jokes
Date Added:05/80/2008
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Views:8
 
Joke:Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after shes stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
 
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