| 1. | Category: Dog jokes  |
| Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didnt have to bend down to pet it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dog jokes |
| When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?Take the words right out of his mouth.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?Melon-collie !... more
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| 4. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What is the dogs favourite city ?New Yorkie !... more
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| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| How did the dogs owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !... more
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| 7. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Why doesnt a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?Because then it would be a foot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".... more
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| 9. | Category: Dog jokes |
| What is your dogs favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!... more
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| 10. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Which dog tastes better when eaten?A hot dog.... more
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