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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more
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| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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