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| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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| Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!... more
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| Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !... more
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| What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !... more
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