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| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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