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| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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