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| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.... more
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| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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