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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Apple jokes |
| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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