A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:22/11/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:28
 
Joke:Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Dirty Jokes:

1.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? Ones mad cow disease, the others an agricultural problem.... more

2.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A: Breasts dont have eyes.... more

3.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common?A: Theyre both filled with stiffs, ones coming, ones going.... more

4.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You dont need a partner if you have a good hand.... more

5.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?A: So they can think with an open mind.... more

6.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: Its Braille for Suck here.... more

7.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Why is air a lot like sex?Because its no big deal unless youre not getting any.... more

8.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Then theres the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentis... more

9.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q. What does a womans asshole do when she is having an orgasm?A. He is usually home with the kids!... more

10.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners