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| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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