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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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