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| An elderly man visits his doctor."Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.""Very well, let me... more
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| What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.... more
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| How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.... more
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| A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothi... more
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| A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "Thats 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I dont need tacks,... more
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| Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.... more
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| Q: Why is a blonde like Australia?A: Theyre both down under, and no one cares.... more
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| Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"A: "No, I just lie there."... more
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| How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?Nobody knows, it hasnt happened yet.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.... more
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