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| What did the egg say to the boiling water?"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."... more
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| Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork City showed up. Never having seen anyone from th... more
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| "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?""Ill bet you want me to co... more
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| A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that... more
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| On the first day of college, the Dean addressed thestudents, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "Thefemale dormitor... more
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| Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.... more
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| This old lady was complaining to her friend about a little problem she had with vaginal itch. Her friend suggested that... more
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| What happens if you put the Energizer Bunnys batteries in backwards?He keeps coming and coming and coming...... more
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| Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.... more
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| A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...... more
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