|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 22/72/2008 | | Views: | 8 | | | | Joke: | A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".The husband asks for sex.The wife says, "No." >Her husband asks,"Is that your final answer?" >She responds, "Yes."He says,"Then, Id like to call a friend." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Dirty Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"A: "Theyll never see you coming."... more
| | 2. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.... more
| | 3. | Category: Dirty jokes | | If it werent for pick-pocketers, Id have no sex life at all.... more
| | 4. | Category: Dirty jokes | | The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counti... more
| | 5. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.... more
| | 6. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the o... more
| | 7. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and bu... more
| | 8. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldnt bend it with either o... more
| | 9. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?A: Theyre intended for children, but its the men who usually end u... more
| | 10. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.... more
|
|
|
